I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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