escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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