I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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