So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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