I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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