whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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