and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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