That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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