Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
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