it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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