I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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