Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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