my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My vagina is very pro this idea
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
