i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It's shark week go big or go home
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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