hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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