I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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