I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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