Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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