Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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