So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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