How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
