I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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