There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
You took a bar mat shot.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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