Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
