she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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