He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
