I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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