I must be too annoying 4 u.
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Randomize
