i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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