i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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