what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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