O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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