would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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