five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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