is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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