I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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