I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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