So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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