was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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