He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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