? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
