We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
