Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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