Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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