My balls are so social today.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
