is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You may now shotgun with the bride
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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