i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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