that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Vodka?
Forever.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
