I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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