When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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